If you live in a home built or remodeled after 2000, you too have been plagued by the dreaded “Boob Light”. Formally referred to as flush mount dome light fixtures, these builder grade, bug cemetery, dust collectors are officially expired. The first step in eradicating these bad boys is finding great alternatives. With quite literally millions of options it can be hard to know where to start. I’ve happily done the footwork for you and have carefully curated a list of twelve elevated alternatives to fit every aesthetic and every budget with an option for each style under $250, $500 and $1,000. So, turn off the breaker, grab the drill and let’s get to it, shall we?
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For the Transitional Babe
What is transitional design? Well simply put, its the combining of new with old and masculine with feminine elements to create a cohesive and timeless space that is unique to your own personal taste.
Under $250
Firstly, we have this pretty little number that checks all the boxes. The juxtaposition of the sleek clear glass with the rich bronze metal allows this piece to feel clean and effortless. It’s small stature makes it a great option for hallways and bathrooms alike, but it still manages to pack enough punch for a larger more open space.
Under $500
Secondly, this stylish gal perfectly pairs traditional and modern vibes. The sleek, modern metal overlapping the warm linen creates an effortlessly chic feel. The glow of this flush mount creates a cozy ambiance that will make any space an inviting one!
Under $1,000
Last but certainly not least for our transitional options is this brassy, glassy & classy show stopper. She is cool and fun but doesn’t try too hard. The hexagon shape and milky glass are timeless while the brushed brass is modern and stylish.
For the Modern Mama
There is a common misconception in the design world between modern and contemporary. Contemporary design looks ahead into the future, its what we imagine the future to look like. Modern looks back at eras that have past and pays homage to the best of that time, it typically feels very vintage and at times, nostalgic. Modern design incorporates earthy materials and colors, but can have pops of colors like turquoise, olive greens, rust and other metallic hues.
Under $250
Up first we have this copper cutie. This petite pendant light would look fantastic repeated down a long hallway, carefully placed over a kitchen island or anywhere you might find a “boob-light”, really. The patina’d metal look is sophisticated and consistent with a modern industrial aesthetic.
Under $500
Next up is this retro icon! It looks like it was plucked from a 1950’s diner and is full of charm, utilizing a round Edison bulb only elevates things. While I’m partial to the Mint, you can also find this light in Cream, Navy and Antique Pink making it a fabulous option for a kid’s room!
Under $1,000
Wrapping things up for modern considerations is this antique beaded baby. From the star shaped base, to cascading white beads and candelabra setting, this one speaks for itself.
For the Traditional Queens
Traditional design is a nod to 18th and 19th century European styles with an emphasis on the finer details. You’ll typically find classical artwork, antiques, neutral colors and grand touches like playful textiles, throw pillows, mirrors, chandeliers that’s all balanced by generally simple architecture. Traditional architecture utilizes locally sourced materials and innovation that creates a uniqueness from region to region.
Under $250
Clean, simple and sophisticated are just a few ways to describe this lovely, luxe light. Serving dapper gentleman vibes, he’s sleek enough to compliment any extravagant décor.
Under $500
Further, we have this fun little flower child. Serving big Van Cleef & Arpels vibes… she’s rich, classy, somewhat sassy. I imagine her to hang in a room with lacquer and velvet.
Under $1,000
To complete traditional, we welcome this drama queen. Dripping in jewels and oozing luxury, she embodies true opulence.
Shades of Light – Havasu Falls Ceiling Light
SKU FM19126
$518.00
For the Farmhouse Honey
Warmth and simplicity are the key elements to knocking your farmhouse style out of the park. Often comfortable and cozy, your home likely has lots of natural elements like weathered woods and galvanized metals that makes your space both cozy and stylish. As a very versatile aesthetic, it works great in conjunction to other styles like modern or industrial.
Under $250
Up first we have this geometric daydream. The mix of wood and metal allows this piece to embody laid-back modern farmhouse style. The geometric shape paired with an Edison bulb screams industrial making this the perfect option for any modern farmhouse.
Under $500
Up next we have this whimsical wonder. I’m not sure where a ceiling light gets off being this damn cute, but her charm allows her to get away with it. From the classic style to the distressed feel, this number puts “boob-lights” to shame.
Under $1,000
Last on the list but certainly not in our hearts, we have this metallic superstar. This celestial babe looks like she could’ve been plucked from a Midwest barn and refurbished to steal the show of your space. Imagine being able to look up at the stars in the comfort of your own home.
To Sum It All Up
The key takeaway here is that literally anything is better than the vulgar, dated, flush mount dome light fixtures. If nothing else, I hope this list serves as inspiration along your “boob-light” replacing journey. Please know that you are not alone in your disdain and when selecting your new ceiling light opt for something that sparks joy, creates a space of peace and feels uniquely you.